Black Metal Dad: A Journey Into the Dark Underbelly of Parenthood
For too long, humanity has wrapped itself in a cloak of lies that have indoctrinated us into believing having a family is a worthy endeavour. Our narrator, M’Lord Chook, shreds this cloak like an Eddie Van Halen guitar solo.
We are given front row seats on a journey that takes everything we thought we knew about living with kids and hurls it into a demonic woodchipper.
In this tale of two parts, M’Lord guides us through…
Going Up
Bill, a consummate prankster, gets stuck in an elevator on his way to the office. What he thinks is just par for the course, because of the bad day he is having, is actually a prank by his co-workers. But something goes horribly wrong after a series of unfortunate events.
The Horse’s Ass or the Rabbit’s Foot
(Mature Content) Tommy isn’t your ordinary person. It’s not everyone who ends up hanging by their feet and at the mercy of some goons from the mafia. How did he get there? Good question. It all started with an iPad.
Tommy recounts his unfortunate story with humour, but no humility. He follows rules, such as, Rule #1 I look out for myself and I don’t think about other people.
Upside down in a dark building, he…
Holly Blossums
She wished to be twenty-one, now she’s a teen angel in an adult’s body.
A coming-of-age story where a mischievous teen angel, Holly Blossums, is sent back to earth as an adult to unite her future parents. She soon finds the perfect parents: one is “happily” engaged and the other is too busy being a widower, mom, and cop to consider romance.
Can Holly help them follow their hearts and become her new family?