M'Lord Chook

M’Lord Chook is a father of three on the wrong side of forty-five that has endured everything his family has thrown at him and come out the other side a stronger man. His interests include martial arts, war-gaming, playing guitar and bass and avoiding his brood like the plague. M’Lord lives in Adelaide, Australia, where he begrudgingly shares his house with his wife and son as well as a multitude of animals.

He is currently in the process of training a tribe of magpies to assist him with terrorising the gangs of feral children that infest his street.